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'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

'What kind of...'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I'm coping.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I've got the iron.'

Bachelor Cake

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

Cult films!

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

Deformed and damaged.