Bachelor Life Aficionado Gifts

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What kind of...'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Bachelor Cake

'Slow and hurl.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

Darlene, we're both getting married. Let's throw a joint bachelorette party. Why? Plausible deniability. We'll each tell our spouses we want to have a prude pajama party. Then publicly blame each other when instead we get smelly drunk and go to a male strip show. You're a complete pig. Thanks. Wait 'til you hear my honeymoon idea.

Deformed and damaged.

Cult films!

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'