Bachelor Life Lover Gifts

'Hey, don't you know how to make a Martini 'I asked for this 'extra dirty'!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'Slow and hurl.'

'I'm coping.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I've got the iron.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

Deformed and damaged.

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'