Bachelor Life Lover Prints

'Hey, don't you know how to make a Martini 'I asked for this 'extra dirty'!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I've got the iron.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I'm coping.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

Cult films!

'I love to chase cars too!'

Deformed and damaged.

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'