Bachelor Lifestyle Fan Gifts

"Let me rephrase that. Are you allergic to anything other than commitment?"

'I was talking to your swimsuit.'

'Had to check my p-mail.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

Bachelor Cake

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Deformed and damaged.

'This could be a new record!'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

Cult films!

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'