Bachelor Lifestyle Buff Gifts

Bachelor of Science

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

What goes on at home, stays at home.

Cult films!

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'