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Bachelor of Science

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Bachelor Cake

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I've got the iron.'

'Slow and hurl.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I'm coping.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.

'I love to chase cars too!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'