Bachelor Lifestyle Gifts

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'It's over there behind the...'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Here y'go.'

'...Please stop the...'

'I'm useless until my first pot of coffee.'

'It's a relief to finally pay off my student loans.'

'I think I'll make my famous beef stew tonight.'

'Okay. let's roll.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'No need to pity me: I'm a lone wolf by choice...'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Perhaps you shouldn't own a video phone.'

'Sure. Blame the messenger.'

'Thanks.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Experience?'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'I'm coping.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Oops.'

'Don't say I never did anything for you.'

'It's already been four minutes!'

'What's the special?'

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

'Did you peek?'

'Dang.'

Bachelor pad.

"You figure it. We're not gay, we don't use drugs, and we still got it."

Deformed and damaged.

'Not at all.'