Bachelor Life Gifts

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'The holidays always make me feel so hollow inside.'

Hall of mirrors.

Count Mario Franzelli hadn't really grasped what a playboy did.

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'The last brontosaurus on earth unable to understand why he can't get a date for Saturday night.'

Yes, it's a small nest. I've given up on relationships: I've built myself a bachelor pad...

"And I got this bachelorhood award for most meals eaten standing in the kitchen hanging over the sink."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'...Please stop the...'

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

Bachelor Cake

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Virtual reality mirror.

Clancy: Footloose and Fiancee-Free

'What's the special?'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'