Bachelor Living Gifts

'Here y'go.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Slow and hurl.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Bachelor Cake

'I've got the iron.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Tele-barketer.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Personal Ads: '...Men seeking anything that will stay still long enough.'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Cult films!

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'