Bachelor Pad Dweller Gifts

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Oh, this old thing?"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

'Tele-barketer.'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Okey-doke,'

College student looks at sign on classroom door: Blame Shifting 101.

'Is that a satellite photo?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

"That's it?"

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'This could be a new record!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'What's the old saying...'

'Here y'go.'

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

'Wow! That's not good.'