Bachelor Pad Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Do you think she'll notice?'

'The carnival has a company car.'

'No offense, but this is a heck of an excuse for a bachelor pad.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

'Dang.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'This could be a new record!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'I don't hear anything.'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'