Bachelor Pad Enthusiast Gifts

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Do you think she'll notice?'

'The carnival has a company car.'

'No offense, but this is a heck of an excuse for a bachelor pad.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Is that a satellite photo?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'What's the old saying...'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'This could be a new record!'