Bachelor Pad Advocate Gifts

'I'm going to go get these carolers some egg nog.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

'Why should I be a faithful companion when he's horrible to me?'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Deformed and damaged.

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'This could be a new record!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."