Bachelor Pad Designer Gifts

Bachelor Paddock.

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Next Round Indicator

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair