Bachelor Pad Lifestyle Enthusiast Gifts

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'What kind of...'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Is that a satellite photo?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

Cult films!

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'What's the old saying...'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'This could be a new record!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Deformed and damaged.