Bachelor Pad Lifestyle Enthusiast Mugs

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'I've got the iron.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Cult films!

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'This could be a new record!'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

Deformed and damaged.

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'