Bachelor Lifestyle Aficionado Mugs

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'You're one to talk!'

'He's a living legend. The most decorated carny in history.'

'I'm useless until my first pot of coffee.'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Slow and hurl.'

'I've got the iron.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Deformed and damaged.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

Cult films!

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'