Bachelor Lifestyle Lover Mugs

'What do you think?'

Cult films!

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"

'I've got the iron.'

'How ironic.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang! Six more hours.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang.'

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

"If you look closely, you can see Uncle Jack selfishly living his awesome single life."

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'I love to chase cars too!'