Bachelor Pad Designer Prints

Bachelor Paddock.

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

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