Bachelor Lifestyle Advocate Gifts

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

Hazard of texting

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'Okey-doke,'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'What's the old saying...'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

Cult films!

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

Deformed and damaged.

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

What goes on at home, stays at home.