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'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Bachelor Cake

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'Slow and hurl.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

Hazard of texting

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'This could be a new record!'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

Cult films!

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Deformed and damaged.