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Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'One moment, and I'll connect you with a service technician.'

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

Amoeba mitosis Divorce

'Great. Now I'm going to have cat breath.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."

'Okey-doke,'

College student looks at sign on classroom door: Blame Shifting 101.

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'This could be a new record!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"That's it?"

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Here y'go.'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'I don't hear anything.'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'