Bachelor Living Prints

'Here y'go.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'...Please stop the...'

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

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'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Cult films!

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'