Bachelor Lifestyle Connoisseur Gifts

'Got any women repellent?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'...Please stop the...'

The Bachelor Chef TV Show. First, remove last night's pizza from the fridge. Then eat cold for breakfast. Shoot! 29 minutes left to kill.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I've got the iron.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.

Cult films!

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'