Bachelor Lifestyle Connoisseur Gifts

'Got any women repellent?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'What kind of...'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Slow and hurl.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Okey-doke,'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'What's the special?'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Cult films!

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'