Bachelor Life Appreciator Pillows

'I'm getting there.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'...Please stop the...'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'What's the special?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Okey-doke,'

'You just grew three inches.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

Deformed and damaged.

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'What's the old saying...'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'This could be a new record!'

'It's not much of a treasure: No wonder you're still single...'

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'