Bachelor Life Appreciator Prints

'I'm getting there.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'...Please stop the...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'What kind of...'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'I've got the iron.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Okey-doke,'

'You just grew three inches.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

"Yes, Mother ... I'm still single."

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

Cult films!

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'This could be a new record!'

'It's not much of a treasure: No wonder you're still single...'

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'