Bachelor Antics Gifts

'Hey, would you mind stirring your Ovaltine somewhere else?!'

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'Don't say I never did anything for you.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I'm coping.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

'Stand back.'

'Okey-doke,'

Virtual reality mirror.

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'My owner is a bachelor. May I have a human bag?'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'This could be a new record!'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Cult films!

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

"That's it?"

'What's the old saying...'

'Okay. Let's go.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'It's over there behind the...'

'Wow! That's not good.'