Bachelor Antics Pillows

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'Don't say I never did anything for you.'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Dang.'

'Just did a couple of laps around the pool.'

'Stand back.'

'I'm coping.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I've got the iron.'

'Okey-doke,'

Virtual reality mirror.

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'My owner is a bachelor. May I have a human bag?'

Cult films!

'This could be a new record!'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'No. We're having too much fun playing in the box.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

"That's it?"

'Okay. Let's go.'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'It's over there behind the...'

"Let me rephrase that. Are you allergic to anything other than commitment?"

'What do you think?'

"...You haven't even thought this through, have you?"