Bachelor Adventures Pillows

'-just send us where the Page 3 girls go!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

'...Please stop the...'

'What kind of...'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'Have you ever imagined a world without stupid hypothetical questions?'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'I'm coping.'

'Dang.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

Bachelor Cake

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Tele-barketer.'

'I've got the iron.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Okey-doke,'

'You just grew three inches.'

'What's the special?'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

"How did you come to the conclusion that some people are better suited for single life?"

"That's it?"

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'