Quirky Bachelor Pillows

'I love to chase cars too!'

Love at First Sight

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Carbon Dating.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Banana Smoothie

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Essay Paper.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Didgeridoos