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He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

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"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

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'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

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'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

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"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

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"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

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'Meet my significant other.'

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