Quirky College Lovers Mugs

Clown college

"You don't whisper anymore."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Face Mask Romance

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Monkey Business College

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

"We met in the Galapagos."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'Meet my significant other.'

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

The Pi Advantage

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"