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"You don't whisper anymore."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

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'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

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'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"I'd like to propose a bill to the effect that we can remain freshmen indefinitely."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

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"We met in the Galapagos."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'Meet my significant other.'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

"Let me guess, you joined Alpha Delta Dogma"