Quirky Love Enthusiasts Mugs

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Romance

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Mouse on mouse action.

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

"You spoil that canary."

Tapeworms Need Love Too

Doomed Romance

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."