Quirky Bachelor Mugs

'I love to chase cars too!'

Love at First Sight

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Carbon Dating.

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Cow with Hay In Tray and Milk Out Tray.

Didgeridoos

Essay Paper.