Bachelor Antics Researcher Gifts

'Did you try control-alt-delete?'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Santa does a keg stand.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'If it makes you feel any better, I gave the kid you copied from the same grade.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Tele-barketer.'

'Dang.'

Other men just sing in the bath

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Okey-doke,'

Other than the water cooler and the soda machine, can you operate other office equipment?

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'You are such a drama queen! Heaven knows where you get that from!'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

"Chips?! Oh yes, in the old days, we used to have chips almost weekly, but then, his girlfriend moved in."

'I bought my dream home, it's a bachelor suite.'

'Candor is a plus.'

'I love to chase cars too!'

'This could be a new record!'

'You just go out on the lot and mark the tree you want.'

'Sure. That's why I wear open-toed sandals.'

'Okay. Let's go.'

'Dang! I have this nagging feeling that I forgot something.'

'Is my job performance review over yet?'

'Wow! That's not good.'

'It's the guy code.'

'This is coming from someone who drinks from a toilet bowl.'

'And that's why you're not going in to work today.'

'Don't say I never did anything for you.'

"Is this a love hug or a want-money hug?"

'Maybe she has allergies.'

'I don't hear anything.'