Bachelor Life Explorer Mugs

Superman Heads Back To The Fridge

'And to think I got a dog to help me meet women'

'You just grew three inches.'

'It's not much of a treasure: No wonder you're still single...'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'...Please stop the...'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

The Spring Break Venus

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

'What kind of...'

"Do you have this grant in a bigger size?"

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Archeology 101.

'Tele-barketer.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Dang.'

How?

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

Life's Directions

'Okey-doke,'

"I think my mid life crisis has slipped by without me noticing it!"

"Ever get the feeling that you're being jostled at the buffet table of life."

'Uh oh, you have somehow wandered into the engineering quad.'

"On the bright side, ever since the layoff and my divorce it's been much easier to balance work and family."

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

Four Stages of Boyhood