Bachelor Lifestyle Explorer Mugs

'Is that a rhetorical question?'

'I did something in your new sneakers I'm not proud of.'

'It was a pretty bad cut.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'What's the special?'

'...Please stop the...'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'What kind of...'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'I'm coping.'

'I've got the iron.'

Bachelor Cake

'Dang! Six more hours.'

'Dang.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'Tele-barketer.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Slow and hurl.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'You just grew three inches.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Deformed and damaged.

What goes on at home, stays at home.

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

'I love to chase cars too!'

Cult films!