Bachelor Lifestyle Explorer Mugs

'Is that a rhetorical question?'

'I did something in your new sneakers I'm not proud of.'

'It was a pretty bad cut.'

'Everyone abhors a know-it-all.'

'What's the special?'

'...Please stop the...'

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

'What kind of...'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"MY dad says that a man calls himself a bachelor until he gets married. Then he calls himself a bl**dy fool."

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I've got the iron.'

'Dang! Six more hours.'

Bachelor Cake

'I'm coping.'

'Dang.'

'Slow and hurl.'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Tele-barketer.'

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

'Just so long as it doesn't lead to Math tests in church.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

'Okey-doke,'

'You just grew three inches.'

'That would be way embarrassing.'

'crackle snap crackle pop.'

'Uh, i'll pass.'

Cult films!

'It's not much of a treasure: No wonder you're still single...'

'Your giant zit keeps staring at me!!'

Deformed and damaged.

'This could be a new record!'