Bisexual Explorer Gifts

Bi-Curious George

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"This will be hilarious!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Imagine

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

The Fall from Pisa

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'To hell with the rules.'

Man talking to a tree.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

"Shaving off your three whiskers doesn't make you older!"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."