Bisexual Explorer Gifts

Bi-Curious George

Polar bear bowling alley

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"This will be hilarious!"

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Imagine

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

The Fall from Pisa

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

"Who are These People?"

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

'Women, can't live with 'em, can't live without em.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'To hell with the rules.'

Pink Floyd

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

Man talking to a tree.

"Whoa! Where did you say you got this tobacco from, Jake?"

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."