Virtual Birther Gifts

Wii Childbirth

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

"5...4...3...2..."

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Busking during a pandemic

Computer Life

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Remote work

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Rodin, the surfer.

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Gracebook.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

A man doing a reality check.

Not far and not for long!

'And I'm sure Brian would have appreciated his facebook friends turning up today.'

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

'First webinar?'

'Your office may be virtual, but unfortunately, those doughnuts aren't.'

I'd like you to get out more.

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.