Virtual Birther Gifts

Wii Childbirth

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"5...4...3...2..."

Computer Life

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

'This is a rarity in today's world. No corporate sponsorship signs in here.'

Busking during a pandemic

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Remote work

Rodin, the surfer.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

'You didn't hear me say my prayers because I texted them.'

A man doing a reality check.

Not far and not for long!

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"These days even perfomance art is digital"

"Mom, I'm losing my edge with remote learning. I've forgotten how to harass a substitute teacher!"

'First webinar?'

'Your office may be virtual, but unfortunately, those doughnuts aren't.'

"If everyone's online, where's the crowd?"

Drinking Together on Social Media

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.