Virtual Thinker Gifts

"If you retweet it and you have '0' followers, was it retweeted?"

Ban on Free Speech

The Googler

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Little help?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Out of control

"...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?"

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"5...4...3...2..."

Busking during a pandemic

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

American Venn diagram

Clouds

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

Cyberwarfare

'I suspect the cow jumping over the moon is an illusion or swamp gas.'

Remote work

I think my brother Lars is trying to steal away my girlfriend, Dr. Kapuchnik. But she's imaginary, AL. He has very low standards.

Good luck with your video interview.

A man in therapy session is communicating with his therapist through laptop . .

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'