Virtual Morality Gifts

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

Ethics exam cheater.

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Today's love

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Fact amnesty"

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"You're six years old and I'm your mother! - I'm SUPPOSED to impose my moral standards on you!"

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

"So, all this talk about appealing to our better angels..."

'I blog, therefore I am.'

Facebook's business model

Bothers my conscience a little bit/May keep me up for a night or two/Am I really stooping this low?

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Facebook in Crisis

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Gracebook.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"Four Nazis beat up and rape a black girl? Delete it and ban the girl for nudity!"

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"We share values, … which is why neither of us has a full set."

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Quit whimpering."

"Well, what I lack in cognitive thinking skills I more than make in moral flexibility."

"It's a new tally board I've been using. For every random act of kindness I perform, I allow myself three really spiteful acts of nastiness!"

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"Saying you're moral because you believe in God is like saying you're a soldier because you play 'Call of Duty'."

Good V Evil.