"Next time, let's just follow him on Twitter."
Follower Skeptic Gifts
Searching for a clever gift for the skeptic who questions everything? Our collection offers witty, humorous items designed to entertain and engage the critical thinker. Perfect for the friend or colleague who isn't afraid to challenge the status quo but still appreciates a bit of fun. Whether it's for their workspace, home, or just a little everyday humor, our products celebrate the skeptic in all of us with a playful twist.
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."
10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)
"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."
"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."
"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."
Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.
"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."
"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'
"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."
"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."
'So help me, which god?'
How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi
"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."
'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'
"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."
'Oh my god!'
'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'
"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"
"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."
"Am I not being funny enough?"
Brains Prohibited sign on door to church
Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.
'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
They all have to get down the slide in 2.7 seconds or we lose our funding. In schools soon: The recess aptitude test.
'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'
"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"
"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."
'I can't see any future in my business.'
"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."
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