Follower Skeptic Pillows

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

10 Commandments in the Supreme Court (USA)

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

Vote Grinkley! Now you see him, now you don't.

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"And Lord, let not thy laws apply to me, your loyal servant, but only to those miserable sinners whose souls we endeavor to save when it suits us."

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'So help me, which god?'

How to go through life attentively with Marshimallo Yogi

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"I told you to stop and ask for directions back at Alpha Centauri, but noooo..."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

'Oh my god!'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

Brains Prohibited sign on door to church

Atheist Richard Dawkins attacks Pope's beliefs.

"Am I not being funny enough?"

'Let your people go? - after all the trouble I went to getting them full employment?'

'Lincoln Standardized Test Center - formerly Lincoln High School'

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

"I prefer a politician who is deeply religious but also doesn’t take any of that nonsense seriously."