"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."
Supportive Skeptic Gifts
Supportive skeptics are the ones who lift you up with kindness while questioning everything with good humor. Our curated collection features clever designs and playful details on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that honor their thoughtful stance. Whether they’re the sounding board or the voice of reason, find a gift that resonates with their playful skepticism and supportive nature, making their day brighter and their space more inspiring.
"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
"God works in mysterious ways."
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."
"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."
'So help me, which god?'
"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."
"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"
'Oh my god!'
Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."
"How can you suggest that this university's research facilities have been co-opted by the military?"
'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''
"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."
'I blame the internet.'
"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."
Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.
Procrastinators Anonymous - Postponed
"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."
"Today on Zoom she was like, 'I really think everything's going to be okay,' and I'm like, 'I always knew she was a conspiracy theorist!'"
"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"
"Do you offer a warranty?"
"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"
Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.
Judgment Day, May 21, 2012
Fear of Abandonment Support Group
'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'
"What if I told you that your god told me he was not real? Would you believe me then?"
'As far as I can tell, hard atheism is the same as atheism, only with a driving beat.'
Supportive Skeptic Gifts Collection
Supportive Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for supportive skeptics—perfect for brightening their mornings and sparking smiles.
Supportive Skeptic Pillows
Discover pillows that mirror the supportive skeptic’s blend of humor and insight—great for adding personality to any room.
Supportive Skeptic Prints
Browse our art prints that capture the humor and supportiveness of skeptics—ideal for inspiring and enriching their space.
Supportive Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts that celebrate the supportive skeptic in your life—witty, clever, and endlessly charming.