Thoughtful Skeptic Gifts

Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

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'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

'So help me, which god?'

I believe their products are rubbish.

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"What do the know!"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"