Opinionated Skeptic Gifts

'Not so much a 'Don't know' more a 'Couldn't Care Less'.'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Cemetery with graves engraved 'traditional medicine' and 'alternative medicine'.

"The sky isn't really falling -- I'm just trying to make a living."

"If it takes the GMC 20 years to spot a rogue surgeon what chance have you got in 20 minutes?"

The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories.

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'If this isn't a placebo you gave me, how come it says 'M&M' on it?'

I believe their products are rubbish.

'What's going on here? What you see is what I get, and what I see is what you get.'

"You're not gonna stick that thing in my arm..! Nobody knows what's in it!!"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

'So help me, which god?'

"What do the know!"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"Why does your all-knowing, all-powerful god need marketing?"

'George, are you SURE this is the seminar we signed up for? I haven't heard a single word about managing cash flow in a small business!'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"OK, just between you and me: The free will thing? What was your angle in all that?"