"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."
Light-hearted Skeptic Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the playful doubt of a light-hearted skeptic? Our collection features amusing and clever items that celebrate curiosity mixed with skepticism. Perfect for those who enjoy questioning the world while keeping things light and fun.
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."
Open House of Horrors
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"Till death us do part? Don't be so bloody morbid!"
"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."
'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'
Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.
'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'
'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'
"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"
Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...
'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist
"Nothing is as it seems, my son."
"Do I look like a wise man to you?"
"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
'How do we know YOU'RE not bearing false witness?'
'Do I ever wonder about a higher power? No, I wonder what's on TV.'
House of Wishful Thinking
'This one contains the commandments that will make people ENJOY life! Ha ha, just kidding.'
Actual Results May Vary
"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."
'So help me, which god?'
'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'
'You've convinced me. I'm becoming an atheist.'
Rational explanations
I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.
'Jesus? Jesus who?'
Light-hearted Skeptic Gifts Collection
Light-hearted Skeptic Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for the light-hearted skeptic—featuring witty sayings and amusing designs to start their day with a smile.
Light-hearted Skeptic Pillows
Discover pillows with humorous messages perfect for the skeptic's lounge or bedroom—adding personality and fun to any space.
Light-hearted Skeptic Prints
Explore prints that bring humor and irony into their decor—ideal for skeptics who love a witty conversation starter.
Light-hearted Skeptic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for witty skeptics—fun and clever graphics that showcase their playful questioning spirit.