'We studied the multiplication table in school today -- frankly, I don't believe a word of it.'
Bright-eyed Skeptic Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the charm of a bright-eyed skeptic? Our collection combines clever humor and thoughtful design, perfect for anyone who questions, doubts, or simply loves a good challenge. From mugs to prints, surprise them with a gift that celebrates their curious, skeptical nature.
Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.
Open House of Horrors
'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).
Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'
Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.
Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'
"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."
"Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on."
'So help me, which god?'
Rational explanations
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."
"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"
Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."
"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"
'Oh my god!'
"Yes, I've read the bible. I've also read 'Harry Potter', but I don't believe in wizards."
PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''
"Do you really believe, Gerald?"
"I've got about 3 more inches before I'm willing to get reading glasses."
'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
'I blame the internet.'
"My religion makes sense if you want it to."
'I can't see any future in my business.'
"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."
"First, I'll need to see an audited statement of revenue and expenses."
'I was skeptical at first, but it really works.'
'I can't believe you think that hypnotist was for real.'
'I've traveled back in time to warn you...in the future you'll be charged a fee to watch television AND the commercials, you'll need a computer to hear music, and morons roam the streets with tiny phones they talk extremely loud into!'
"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."
"Grown men! There's no such thing, Molly."
Bright-eyed Skeptic Gifts Collection
Bright-eyed Skeptic Mugs
Explore our collection of bright-eyed skeptic mugs and bring a clever, charming touch to their everyday coffee rituals.
Bright-eyed Skeptic Pillows
Check out our bright-eyed skeptic pillows to add a playful, inquisitive vibe to their home or office decor.
Bright-eyed Skeptic Prints
Browse our bright-eyed skeptic prints for unique wall art that celebrates curiosity and skepticism in style.
Bright-eyed Skeptic T-Shirts
Discover our bright-eyed skeptic t-shirts and let their personality shine through with witty, thought-provoking designs.