Protective Skeptic Gifts

"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'So help me, which god?'

"What do the know!"

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

'Oh my god!'

A person is reading another person's thoughts.

PERSONNEL, 'Your resume has everything but verisimilitude.''

"Of course our products are absolutely safe!

"Now just relax and leave everything to Doctor Jones here. He's the best there is in the entire medical field of quackupuncture."

'I blame the internet.'

"You should start taking probiotics now, before we discover that they don't make any difference."

"I wonder if we'll still have to eat kale this summer."

"When Daddy goes by, make sure he can see how bored we are."

Proving Jesus lived is harder than finding footprints in the water he walked on.

"Of course I believe in God. He's as real as Santa."

Your daily horoscope.

"Yes, but what happens if the ‘sniffling, sneezing coughing, aching, stuffy-head, fever, so-you-can-rest medicine’ makes me hallucinate?"

"I never saved for a rainy day...I grew up shopping in an enclosed mall!"

Hey! Everybody makes mistakes.

"The plural of 'anecdote' is not 'data'."